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When I grow up, I want to be the person who names paint colors. It’s that time of year again. The hair, it is pink. Which means I head out tomorrow for the annual road trip. The goal, as usual, is to return with the same number of cherubs I started with. And in about...

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  • loraleeJuly 26, 2007 - 11:50 am

    I am having such hair and camera envy at the moment it is hard to type. I.want.that.camera.

  • RachelJuly 26, 2007 - 2:26 pm

    I’m sensing a pattern, Orbetha…just kidding, you’re not her.

  • ErikaAugust 1, 2007 - 7:36 am

    That’s okay LL, I have serious breast envy, so I think were even.

    Ray: I KNEW IT!

We Have an Understanding

The cherubs are currently in their room peeling the paint off the walls with their screams of horror and terror. You see at four oh six pm, I asked them to clean up their room in preparation for company coming over. New company. Company that has never been here before, ie a potential new friend...

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  • Masked MomJuly 24, 2007 - 6:45 am

    Isn’t it nice to know they’ve got your back?

  • loraleeJuly 25, 2007 - 11:03 am

    So? How did it go??? 🙂

  • ErikaJuly 25, 2007 - 3:42 pm

    Not so great really. I screwed dinner all up, app.s came out the same time as main course. I forgot to even serve the dessert, and I’m pretty sure I talked waaaaay to much. Sigh. This is why I don’t do new people, they are just so damn much work.

  • loraleeJuly 29, 2007 - 8:55 pm

    Timing dinner is a bitch of a thing. I betcha it wasn’t as bad as you think it was. She was probably full of her own self-critique, too. It’s human nature!

Wherein The God’s Smile Upon Me

Jeff forwarded THIS to me this morning. (I have never wanted that man more in my life.) Now if you’ll excuse me; sacrifices must be made to the shopping Gods, least they take away my new found bounty. Glory be the the Pottery Barn.

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  • RachelJuly 18, 2007 - 10:08 am

    I’m sure you are in heaven now imagining all the many hours that will be spent in the Pottery Barn. Have fun with that.

  • loraleeJuly 19, 2007 - 1:44 pm

    Now THAT is funny! If only they had the outlet out there for you as well!!!

  • Masked MomJuly 19, 2007 - 8:33 pm

    Should we take up a collection for the child care you’re going to need when you’re spending all your days worshipping at the altar?

  • ErikaJuly 19, 2007 - 8:40 pm

    Well yes, we should, for the child care and for poor Jeff, cause I’m gonna spend ALL his money. I’m putting you in charge of that MM.

    Loralee, no outlet, I would probably just implode.

    Rachel, heaven doesn’t even begin to describe it. I remember when I decorated my first room eva, I just sat in it for hours. Yep, that’s what I’m gonna do at PB. And did you notice they are impling it will open around my BDay in March. Celestial, I tell you. I might be way to excited about this. Come on March, baby, momma needs new everything!

  • little missJuly 19, 2007 - 10:05 pm

    damn. now what excuse will you have to come see me?

  • Just MeJuly 19, 2007 - 10:40 pm

    I just can’t belive that Utah has something that you don’t…

    Don’t worry LM she’ll still have to visit you for the outlet.

Warning: I Have Clippers and I’m Not Afraid to Use Them

It seems no one can escape my mad hair cutting skilz. I’m beginning to wonder who’s next? Am I? Where’s the dog?

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  • RachelJuly 11, 2007 - 12:44 pm

    Getting a little out of control there with the clippers, honey. Why don’t you just step away and take a breath?

  • loraleeJuly 12, 2007 - 10:26 pm

    you are totally gifted. After making James and Christopher look like a vulcan one too many times, the grandmother now cuts their hair.

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