THE BLOG
Dear Jacob, When you stopped by today I was completely unprepared to see you. To deal with the pain that is still so fresh, so close, so new, after only two days to deal with you moving out. To deal with you choosing to live with you father, despite that meaning that you would have...
I’m pretty certain that the 80’s are on their way back in style. All evidence points to this fact. I’m pretty certain that my thighs aren’t up to the task of leggings and pencil jeans. Damn you peg-legged 80’s clothing. Damn you. Now for the first time in my life I’m force with a dilemma I...
Today was Stake Conference at church. In the middle of Elder Pace’s talk, Emie desperately needed to go potty. I took her. I chatted with the other moms waiting in the bathroom. I did not supervise, I talked. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made for sanity. She did not pull her panties down far enough...
5 Comments so far
I nearly spit my tea out over this one!
By Jessica on 06.12.06 9:14 am
This one definitely needs to go in the Mommy Hall of Fame.
By Masked Mom on 06.13.06 6:56 am
LMAO! You totally derserve Mother of the Month award! I honestly never would have thought to put panties in the microwave to help dry them off.
By justme on 06.13.06 12:32 pm
FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS!!! LMAO! I’ve heard of drying clothes under the hand dryer in the bathroom, but I never would have thought of the microwave. That’s what I call resourceful. You get an A+!
By Rachel on 06.15.06 6:19 pm
OH MY GOSH. i am busting a gut! even better that you need to share this story with ms. jae. what is it about little girls and peeing at church?! it’s a good thing you didn’t supervise because ms. jae did—and not only did her little girl pee all over her panties…she peed all over ms. jae!!
alas, she’s not as resourceful as you though…she snagged a pair of pullups from an unpottytrained rugrat.
i’ll NEVER think of popcorn the same again!
By littlemiss on 06.16.06 10:55 pm
Well, as I sit here this morning, I consider myself properly chastised by she who seldom updates her blog. Okay, I get it. I need to post, but the I’ve got nothing-ness continues. Last night I won the Pulitzer on my back again. As the cherubs were exhausted from the BBQ and swimming all day,...
As I continue to suffer with non-writers, writers block. I thought I would just share an update on the family I gave to my wonderful uncle in Florida. Hey it’s time for a state of the family address anyway. Anyone got a bushel basket of drugs? No? Okay just thought I’d ask away. But frankly...