Mostly recovered from yesterday, just in time to jump into Thanksgiving prep. Please send Diet Dr. Pepper, I’m drowning and not in the good stuff.
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Mostly recovered from yesterday, just in time to jump into Thanksgiving prep. Please send Diet Dr. Pepper, I’m drowning and not in the good stuff.
Today was really crappy. Not a really crappy like I’m never gonna be okay again crappy, but a emotionally taxing, I’m so glad that is over and by George I’m never doing that again crappy. Suffice it to say it involved some testing at the hospital and I’m really glad it is over. And make...
Tonight I made lasagna. Then we had FHE. Then we had candy, for an FHE treat. I had an entire pack of fun sized dark chocolate mint Three Musketeers. They were really good. All eight of them. Right up until they came up again. You see, after FHE, I was watching TV (the big bang...
oh yuck, what a bummer! And what a waste of dark chocolate mint Three Musketeers…so sorry.
Those musketeers are sooo good
Today’s post means only seven days/posts remain until the end of NaBloPoMo. I don’t know why, but this year hasn’t been quite the pain in the ass that years past have been. Or maybe it’s just that I am so much more comfortable with mailing it in this year. Either way, things this year =...
I’m so full of imaginary gratitude I can barely walk straight.
Me: You don’t know. I’m hard core. I’m gangsta. Jeff: That’s not even gangsta anymore. That’s more mommy blogger. Me: I am not a mommy blogger! I am to hard core! I will kick YOUR ass. Jeff: (sighing heavily) You are not gangsta. You’re just an angry white woman. Me: I could still kick your...
I still think it’s okay to say “jiggy wit it.” I watch mtv sometimes. I’m hip. Dang, am I not supposed to say that either??
I once quoted Kanye West’s “Golddigger” to a friend of mine. She looked me straight in the eye and said, “You’ve never sounded as white as you do right now.”
That said, I don’t think you have to be gangsta to kick ass. My money’s on the angry white woman.
I’m nominating the person who develops intravenous DDP for the Nobel Prize. Ten bucks says it’s a woman…
Here’s hoping prep doesn’t kick your butt.