Remember that shower renno? Yeah, the one I wouldn’t shut up about through out all of January? The oasis I created for myself? The tile I meticulously laid to created the sanctuary, the get away from everyone else? All for me? Yeah. That one? It has squatters. Meet Emmanuel and Rebbecca. And their stuff: (They...
Don’t think I haven’t noticed that Becca hasn’t once averted her eyes while I’m in the shower. I’m not saying anything, I’m just saying…
First of all, Jeff, Becca was probably scared to death – and poor thing only has one pair of shoes! Love the squatters – we have them too – only they are 3-d and for some reason prefer my shower over theirs. They use my razor and leave their crrrrrap.
Oh–THAT kind of squatting! You scared me for a minute.