THE BLOG
Recently, I was initiated into the tardy procedure at the cherub’s school. Unfortunately, we all had sugar hang overs, and that morning was a bit rough. (Rough, as in the whining, wailing, gnashing of teeth and can’t possible go to school today variety.) Soooo, evidently, you have to walk a tardy cherub, (or two), into...
Over heard coming in the front door a few minutes ago: Emie: [crying] But why daddy? Why can’t I stay the night with the boys? Jeff: Because little girls don’t stay the night at little boys’ houses. Emie: But I want to spend the night with boys. I like sleeping with boys. Why won’t you...
Em drew this picture of her ‘family’. At least that’s what she told me. I just don’t know what’s more disturbing, that she left her oldest brother out, or that the male family members she did include are anatomically correct. And yes, I did ask why on both accounts. Only now I wish I hadn’t....
and why does no one have a nose??
I would have run shrieking from the room! Ok, maybe I would have played it cool, but I would have shrieked as SOON as they were out of earshot!!!!
Well at least they have appendages- you can’t accuse the boys of not being boys! 😉
Mom has the biggest ears because she’s the best listener, right? 🙂
Overheard from the dinning room table last night: “What’s the next word, daddy?” “Dime.” “Dime?” “Yeah, ‘dime’, as in ‘dime bag’. ‘Dime’ as in ‘drop a dime’.” From the living room: “Jeff!” “What?! I’m just keeping it Rillll?” *Other title considered: When White People Go Wrong
I like the second title better.
That second title reminds me of when I was telling a friend the lyrics to the chorus of Kanye West’s “Gold Digger,” which include the “n-word.” She looked at me and said, “You sound sooooo white right now.” I’m pretty sure that in that moment, “white” was a synonym for “like an idiot.”
I like the current title. It just makes me laugh to imagine Jeff saying “I’m just keeping it Rillll”
Dime bag.. ha ha ha ha ha!
Jeff rocks!
Thats like yesterday when I leaned down to Karen who was sitting with the kids watching the very cheap looking SC parade floats.. Noting the plethora of cheesily commercial ads I asked “I wonder when the Montreal Street Hookers Association float will be by?..
Went on a field trip to the corn maze with the cherubs today. Everyone survived. The end. *ETA: click on the picture for the set.
The bird at the top of the page looks like a fish.. 🙂
where are the cherubs?
“I like sleeping with boys. Why won’t you let me?”
yeah, why won’t you let her?????
SQUEE!!! That is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!