I have now officially missed two days of NaBloPoMo December. In my defense, yesterday I was anxiously engaged in waiting for the UPS man. Why you may ask? Because he was bringing my brand new computer, but shhhhh it’s the family Christmas present. Don’t tell.
Also, I may or may not have waited all day for the damn thing only to be told by he who will not be named that I couldn’t open it, that I in fact had to WRAP IT!
Oh the injustices of my life.
It’s okay, I have another little something special coming on Friday, and if he thinks that’s not going straight on my camera, he is smoking crack. Or slipping me some.
I pity da fool who tries to stop you. (Said in Mr. T voice.)
HEY! Just cuz I value the spirit of Christmas and can actually wait with anticipation doesn’t make me a bad guy.
And I will be named dammit! That’s MR. Barefoot Belle to you!