1. When people stay in your house, you have to keep it clean, i.e., pick up after your self AND the kids EVERYDAY. This is not realistic.
2. When you have guests, they expect to be fed, EVERY DAY. You have to cook MEALS, sometimes twice a day. This is not realistic.
3. When a pediatric psychiatrist stays in your house, you have to be nice to your cherubs, 24/7. Seriously, and no yelling. This is not realistic.
4. When your refrigerator is full of food, you have to stay on top of what’s in there, or it goes bad, and smells up the house. You may not even remember you HAD bologna, but never the less, there it is and it’s bad. This is not realistic.
5. When grid lock is the new black for your town, it takes an extra hour to get ANY WHERE, even in the neighborhood. You have to leave an extra 2 hours earlier. With 2 small cherubs, this is not realistic.
6. When natural disaster strikes, and there is NO ONE to blame, and the crazies, get even crazier, and your case load doubles. This is not realistic.
7. When your husband is looking for a job, and your metro area doubles in population over night, the jobs seem to just disappear, also over night. This is not reasonable. (Sorry felt like spicing things up.)
8. With all the above, comes lots of new migraines. Enjoy the unreasonableness.

posted by Erika at @ 7:06 pm | 3 Comments