Over heard coming in the front door a few minutes ago:

Emie: [crying] But why daddy? Why can’t I stay the night with the boys?

Jeff: Because little girls don’t stay the night at little boys’ houses.

Emie: But I want to spend the night with boys. I like sleeping with boys. Why won’t you let me?

Jeff: [sighing] Emie, if you don’t stop I will have to rip the ears from my head.