A boat load of people are headed this way in about T minus 40 minutes for the LSU Bama game. I have spent the morning at a league football game, where the male cherub COMPLETELY showed his ass. It was the most spectacular display of unsportsmanlike conduct, that it will surely be used by future generations under what not to do. I am so proud.

As if that wasn’t enough, the toliet in the cherub’s bathroom died last night, so I got to help install one of those too. All before 11 am. Don’t hate me because I’m glamorous.

So now I’m currently attempting to keep the house straight until kick off. Complete with forcing the cherubs and assorted neighbor kids to drink out the hose because they are simply too annoying to enter the house.

Not to mention this head cold. that. just. will. not. go. away.

All this is so say, LSU sure in the hell better pull this one out or it’s gonna be ugly. Beat Bama, or else, because I’m looking for somewhere to put all this displace rage frustration.

Day 7 in the bag.