Here we are, on day one of NaBloPoMo, wherein I will now wow you with my mad righten skilz. You just go ahead and try to keep from throwing your panties at my head when this month is over. I dare ya.

So prepared yourself to be amazed, floored and impressed with the written word and my photography skillz chronicaling my journey on this big blue marble. Just as soon as I get over this head cold thing I gots going on. (Pay no attention to the woman with the snotty nose behind the curtain.)

Feel free to continue limbering up and stretching in the mean time.