Remember that shower renno?
Yeah, the one I wouldn’t shut up about through out all of January?
The oasis I created for myself? The tile I meticulously laid to created the sanctuary, the get away from everyone else? All for me?
Yeah. That one?
It has squatters.
Meet Emmanuel and Rebbecca.
And their stuff:
(They do come with a lot of stuff.)
Really I don’t mind. They are rather flat and don’t take up to much room. And let’s be honest, modesty has never been my thing. So, mostly it’s okay.
But there are a few things that bother me.
Like doesn’t Many know that guys his size should never wear stripes?
I don’t care if they are vertical. They just aren’t flattering.
And don’t even get me started on the tragedy that is Becca.
How sad is it that she only has one pair of shoes?!
And that they don’t match her outfit? Or this one:
Or that I just don’t have a clue how to tell them?
Just truly sad.
Don’t think I haven’t noticed that Becca hasn’t once averted her eyes while I’m in the shower. I’m not saying anything, I’m just saying…
First of all, Jeff, Becca was probably scared to death – and poor thing only has one pair of shoes! Love the squatters – we have them too – only they are 3-d and for some reason prefer my shower over theirs. They use my razor and leave their crrrrrap.
Oh–THAT kind of squatting! You scared me for a minute.