I’ve mentioned to myself that I’m back, so I suppose that means that I actually should write something. Here. To entertain you. Both of you. Okay so obviously, I don’t do this to entertain y’all. It’s to entertain myself. Usually that comes pretty easily to me. It’s just I haven’t been very entertaining lately. Actually I’m kinda of overwhelmed. But I told myself that that is no excuse. I’m kinda bitchy like that. Even to me.

So here goes. I have work today. A lot of work today. I am not happy about that. Can’t work manage to spread its self out over the week better? Some of this may be my fault for canceling last week due to the flu, but let’s not dwell. You know how I hate to dwell.

STOP DWELLING.

Okay, where were we. Oh yeah, funny. That would be Jack trying to explain why he had a great day! He got points off! When Jeff asked him what was so great about that, he stated, “I had fun.” And I had to bury my laughing face into a pillow while Jeff calmly explained the purpose of school is to learn not to have fun. Man, am I glad one of us is a grown up. I told myself right then and there, when I grow up, I want to be just like him.

Jeff, not Jack.

Maybe.