I hang cement board about as well as I hang dry wall = crappily. Consistency baby.

You can fit approximately 2 adults or 1 adult and 2 children comfortably in the shower. But 2 adults are a lot more fun.

Shower p-traps smell like rotten eggs. If you drop a very important stainless steel screw down the drain and don’t figure out it’s stainless steel until after you stick a magnet down the drain and stir things up, it will smell like rotten eggs in your new shower for days. While you cry about the lost stainless steel screw.

It’s a lot harder to pick paint colors in rooms that don’t get much light. But you still want the room to be warm. Because, you know, you’re gonna be naked in there. But your favorite color is blue. It’s hard. I’m just saying.

My mother in law rawks. She sent over a shower warming present. Who sends over shower warming presents? My awesome mother in law that’s who. She sent these incredible white waffle textured hotel towels. A full set. Which is perfect because all my old towels are bleached from all the jams and jellies I use on my face in an attempt to make in not look like a pizza pie. How she knew that I’ll never know. My MIL is better than your MIL. Nenner neeeeener.

It is impossible to take too many showers. I’m averaging about 3 a day. My husband says I no longer shower for cleanliness, showering is now a hobby. He says that like it’s a bad thing. Hey it keeps me off the streets.

You should always go with the clear shower curtain. It’s really hard to see the TV through the striped one.

If price were no object, which Jeff kept insisting it was, I would have put in more shower heads. Shower heads are just one of those things you can’t have too many of.

You can’t marry a shower or claim it on your income taxes. Who knew?

Other people have enlarged/remodeled their shower. I’m not the first in history to do it. And they didn’t whine about it half as much as me. I know, shocker.

That’s it. Really. I’m done talking about my shower now. Promise.

Probably.