Me: You don’t know. I’m hard core. I’m gangsta.
Jeff: That’s not even gangsta anymore. That’s more mommy blogger.
Me: I am not a mommy blogger! I am to hard core! I will kick YOUR ass.
Jeff: (sighing heavily) You are not gangsta. You’re just an angry white woman.
Me: I could still kick your ass.
Jeff: Try it.
I still think it’s okay to say “jiggy wit it.” I watch mtv sometimes. I’m hip. Dang, am I not supposed to say that either??
I once quoted Kanye West’s “Golddigger” to a friend of mine. She looked me straight in the eye and said, “You’ve never sounded as white as you do right now.”
That said, I don’t think you have to be gangsta to kick ass. My money’s on the angry white woman.