Things I have to do today:
1. Stop sitting in my own filth, ie get up from the computer and go shower
2. Go to work
3. Actually help people at work
4. Do something to make my sister in law’s new blog look acceptable, (it’d be too embarrassing for people to see that and know we’re related, even if just by marriage)
5. Mow the grass
6. Get the cherubs off the bus
7. Go see Hair
8. Avoid my shower
9. Drink my body weight in Diet Dr. Pepper*

Right now I’m wondering: ‘Really, how big a deal is it to sit in your own filth all day?’

*Okay, okay I just threw that last one in for fun.