I’ve been a very, very, very good girl this year, and I know this may seem all greedy and all, considering I had a Restoration Hardware RIGHT here and I didn’t use it enough so it closed, AND I’m getting a Pottery Barn for my birthday, but I really, really, really would like an Ikea.
So okay, maybe not RIGHT here, like New Orleans would be plenty close enough. I promise to visit as often if not more than Target, and take care of you every day, or at least every other. Really I will. Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
Most sincerely yours,
Erika
PS Please disregard any previous or follow up letters from Jeff, he doesn’t mean it.
Dear Ikea,
It’s really in your best interest to listen to Erika on this one. After all it’s a win/win situation. You rub our backs by situating yourself as central as possible (like at the Tanger Outlet in Gonzales) and we’ll rub your back by giving you good business. Really, how could you not take us up on this offer? Erika could make you a very rich enterprise if you’d only give it a chance. Now would you please come home and stop playing these ridiculous charades?
Loving all things Ikea,
LBM
P.S- West Chester, Ohio has nothing on New Orleans, Louisiana. I’m very disappointed in you.
I’ve left two comments and neither have showed up- now watch they’ll pop up later and I’ll look like an idiot for repeating myself! I’ve been having issues with Blogger all morning and now this. Sheesh!
It was me not you. I have wordpress set to not let anyone new comment without my approval. I’m just snotty like that.
(PS I deleted your first comment, so no one will ever know but us. shhhhhh.)
Way to head Jeff off at the pass!