Jeff has abandoned me to single parentdom again. But take heart, Jacob is here, so it evens out, right? Sorta? Okay the total opposite, but what ever. Anyway, the point being, I’m all alone on the sinking ship I call DRY Ink and I have to head out to nowhereville, LA tomorrow, before Jeff even gets home. It should be fun, but I think I better post while the posting is good.

So I’m posting today about a birth defect I have discovered. I am now convinced that I am completely defective in the housekeeping gene area. I’ve learned all I can learned and tried multiple techniques, but alas I simply can not keep up with the piles of laundry, dishes and general crap around here. So it must be degenerative in some way, right?

So I am currently in the market for some sort of government subsidy/grant to assist with the educational and house keeper needs that I am so obviously lacking in. Surely there’s got to be some help out there for someone with as great of needs as I? Right?

Don’t answer that.