“What do you think of the new dinning room curtains?”

“They’re nice.”

“I’m not sure I like the way they hang, all gathered like that, they kinda of look like a prom dress to me. I was thinking of maybe using the ring clips to hang them or sewing something like that new belt loop system onto the back. Are you even listening to me?”

“Sure. Something, something, something, new curtains. Something, something something, you don’t like. Something, something, something, you’re going to fix it.”

“Blink. Blink. Blink. Yep, that’s about it.”