The refrigerator, it makes funny noises. Damn you frig, you better not quit on me. Do not quit on me. Do you hear me? (Was it listening? I couldn’t look.)

The cherubs, they are around waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much. I can’t wait until my beautiful children start summer activities. (Or else they just might not survive this summer thingy.)

The mother in law, she had surgery. (Which has contributed greatly to the above problem.) Get well soon dear mother in law, I miss your quality time with the cherubs so.

DRY Ink is currently experiencing a frame shortage. Damn you little miss for taking such great pictures. My latest trip yielded no less than 9 frame-worthy cherub shots. Please send frames ASAP.