. . . And Just in Time For Rita . . .

If you pick a fourteen year old up early from his father’s, just because a hurricane is headed straight for us and said father lives in A TRAILER, (and they both see nothing wrong with this, I’m not judging, really, just commenting), he will act like such a shit at having to be home and not with his father, that by two days after the hurricane hits, (I mean really, nothing even happened to the trailer, other than they lost power for 5 days so clearly I was over reacting – again), that you will throw him out and tell him, ‘fine then go live with your father full time, because your not going to act that way in this house. ‘ Then you will miss him, but you won’t know what to do, because clearly he CAN’T act like that. I mean, you have other children to consider, after all, but then he will be gone and there’s nothing you can do, because that’s the way it has to be.

Don’t try this at home, really just trust me, THIS IS HOW IT WILL GO DOWN.

* I think Ms. Patterson will be proud of my run on skills in this one. Mad skills I tell you, mad skills.

posted by Erika at @ 8:32 am | 7 Comments