I’ve tried to be patient with you. Really I have, but we are currently 8 days into your reign and I have yet to see any sign of you. I mean are you really trying to tell me five consecutive days of 90 plus degree weather is acceptable to you? I should hope not. I know your mother taught you better than this.

October, slacking is never a way to get ahead in life. Hiding from your duty is only pissing us all off and making it harder and harder to like you. Sure you have Halloween, but other than that, what do you have going for you? Can you really afford to be behaving in this manor? Honestly I don’t think it is in anyone’s best interest for you to continue to hide. The longer you do, the uglier this all going to get.

So with all that in mind, I am respectfully calling you out. I am demanding you present yourself and bring your lovely mild weather and balmy 60 degree temperatures. If these demands are not met with in the next 48 hours, I can not be held responsible for my actions, but I can almost guarantee it will involve a talk with your mother.

Sincerely,
Erika